Your Lesson Today: Don’t Get Drunk and Pet a Tiger

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A woman snuck into an Omaha zoo over the weekend, apparently after imbibing too many “Halloween Goodies”, and tried to pet a tiger.

It went about as well as you’d expect.  Better actually. Luckily she had a friend who managed to get her to the hospital.  While treating her jacked up left hand, the hospital staff said she was combative and clearly high and/or drunk.   She’s still alive. Wonder which part of her feels worse today;  her hand, her head or the weight of humiliation?

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