A woman snuck into an Omaha zoo over the weekend, apparently after imbibing too many “Halloween Goodies”, and tried to pet a tiger.
It went about as well as you’d expect. Better actually. Luckily she had a friend who managed to get her to the hospital. While treating her jacked up left hand, the hospital staff said she was combative and clearly high and/or drunk. She’s still alive. Wonder which part of her feels worse today; her hand, her head or the weight of humiliation?
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